Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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