I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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