I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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