yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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