do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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