the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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