on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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