Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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