ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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