oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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