In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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