normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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