i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
