____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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