The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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