Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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