i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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