I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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