Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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