Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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