just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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