This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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