She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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