So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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