we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just high enough for therapy.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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