so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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