He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
