She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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