It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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