: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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