so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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