the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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