Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
