In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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