I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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