slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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