So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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