did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she smelled like a LAN party
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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