The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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