at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I need moral support for this bender
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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