He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My dick has a subreddit
I touched a dick in church today
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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