ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I color on your dick again?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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