I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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