I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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