Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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