he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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