i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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