i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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