Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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