i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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