Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Your topless pictures make me question reality
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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