I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize
