The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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