know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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